Ever wonder what happens when CHER finds herself standing at a state line? Yeah. Me neither.

But we found out anyway.

She runs back and forth. For 10 minutes. Shouting, “Where in the World is Carmen CHERndiago, hoooooo?!”

C, it was mildly funny the first 2 times.

But when your sprinting across the highway started to hold up traffic it was embarrassing.

No wonder mom and sister decided to wait in the car while dad and I did your photo shoot.